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noun, a vehicle that is captained by an inattenive driver, who is like engrossed in texting or some dramatic phone conversation. They fail to respond to green lights, drift into your lane on the expressway, and putter in the left-hand lane of the interstate.
Dammit, thsi phoner is going to strand a bunch of us at this eternal light.
by mathsadist June 30, 2017
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