Phonepage

Like a personal homepage but for your phone. A page for your phone where you can do things such as check your voicemail, place calls, look up phone numbers and sent text messages. An idea created by CallWave in 2007.

Even though I don't have any cell phone reception out here, I can check my phonepage to see my voicemail.

Phonepage by Pecan July 22, 2007

Phoneclaw 

The act of using a White Claw Spiked Seltzer as a telephone to reach your nearest White Claw neighbor at any function. The phoneclaw can only be made with a White Claw beverage. Be careful, as you may begin a conference claw.

Sorry I can't speak with you right now, I'm currently tied up in a very important phoneclaw.

Phoneclaw by TheDomFatherr August 12, 2019

Phonely 

The anxious emotional state of a person whose smart phone has died, been lost, or left behind at home/work.

I forgot my cell phone at home this morning and am feeling very phonely.

Phonely by Aradan October 2, 2012

phoneslap 

The act of taking a flip-phone and flipping the top part on someones face, slapping them.

Ouch! Why did you just phoneslap me?

phoneslap by Krystennnnnnnn June 9, 2008

Phonepassed 

Passed out with out putting your phone on the charger.

I was so tired last night I phonepassed and my alarm didn't go off this morning.

Phonepassed by zizithecat August 1, 2019

PolePlay 

The act in which one situates them self 5 metres above a long pole, and after gaining a large public audience, will kick the platform from beneath their feet, and accept their oncoming doom. To perfect this performance, the person must perfectly land on the pole, entering his anus at the same time rupturing his organs and either protruding from his head or his mouth. By far the most exhilarating thing a man can do, closely followed my the Lightbulb Spectacular.

"Holy fuck, Clive just fully sent a PolePlay. His anus is muuuuuuuuuunged."
"Omg, he's so cool. I'm gonna do one tomorrow, get the boys to come round."

PolePlay by goliathancient July 29, 2018

Ponyplay

The act of dressing up as a horse for sexual or non sexual reasons. It involves trying and other horse like activities.

Ambredo is totally into ponyplay.

Ponyplay by Retroactive_fissure August 1, 2018