ERINPLACE PHONE VOICE 

ERINPLACE PHONE VOICE ER-in-pleys-FOHN-vois, noun, verb
noun
1. the sound or sounds uttered through the mouth of living creature Erin Place, speaking into a telephone at decibel levels beyond normal human speech (somewhat unbeknownst to the speaker) exceeding the tolerance of the freakishly sensitive hearing of her boss, Sarah.

2. The faculty or power of uttering such sounds by any other living creature in the absence of Erin Place.
Verb
1. the act of using such a shouting voice that can only be translated in writing by using all caps.

noun
USING THE ERINPLACE PHONE VOICE IS HELPFUL WHEN TALKING TO OLD PEOPLE OR TAILORS.
verb
HE IS DEAF NOW BECAUSE I JUST ERINPLACE PHONE VOICED HIM.

ERINPLACE PHONE VOICE by rereb September 8, 2012

Phony Ericsson Walkman 

The plastic 'back casing' of a legit Sony Ericsson Walkman that holds the battery in.

Using the arrow sticker on the inside of the casing it could be used as a Squaid-o-meter to detect the presence of Squaids. It could also be used to detect people who were 'going sick'.

"I've found the source of Squaids!"

"How?"

"Using my Phony Ericsson Walkman, this specimen was going sick and had high levels on the squaid-o-meter!"

Phony Ericsson Walkman by SlimSquaidy June 10, 2021