PhoneZooers 

There are many different kinds of phonezooers;


"MODELS" Random people who upload pictures of themselves on the toilet and think that people will actually add them to their cell phone even though they are ugly deppressed 15 year-olds who live in their bathroom and take pictures with their crappy 50 dollar digital camera

"NOOBS" People with a blank profile and one picture of that gay guy from england who raped tht rllyyy ugly girl and turned her into a vampire and then died.

"NORMAL PEOPLE" People who are generally good looking, have friends pictures on their profile, and have a reasonable selection of pictures and ringtones.

phonezooers example

MODEL: OMAGAWDUH will you like chat wit may!? Ma numba is 647648637168136 like I dont care that random peyple have mayy namba and i canyt speytlll.


NOOB: My one picture of a dead cat is sooo LOL! I RULE! TEXT ME ON MY 5 DOLLAR PHONE FROM A T AND T THAT I GOT WHEN MY MOM BOUGHT STUFF FROM WALLMART!


NORMAL PERSON: Hey Kristin and Katie that sleepover was awesome! I have an EnV2 (-: Do you like this metro station ringtone? I listened to this song when I got a life!

PhoneZooers by googoodollssuk March 25, 2009

phonehole 

1. a phony asshole

2. a phony asshole on a cell phone

1. That chick who's interviewing stars on the red carpet at the Oscars is such a phonehole.

2. I sat next to a real phonehole on the train yesterday.

phonehole by MsArdRi March 7, 2010