Phloog

Typically named “Logan Riley Wallace” (but not on all occasions), a phloog is a being who holds cats captive in his basement and subjects them to specific tortures such as giving them the names “Kiki By Drake” and/or Sheba. Phloogs are hellspawn creatures and certified menaces to society. They also are known for hatred towards followers of Islam who they have known for about 8 years.

You’re a phloog

by The Phloog Exterminator March 28, 2021

Phloog

A really stupid person who is dumb and not smart and forces cars to live with him and become phloogs as well. Typically they name their cats some stupid shit like Kiki, or Cowabunga

You’re such a phloog

by phloog exterminator October 26, 2020

phloog

to be boring or unexciting

“my mom won’t let me go out; she’s being phloog.”

by jekgel weeks March 23, 2018

phlooge

A failed ejactulation-esp. air shooting out of the head of the penis instead of sperm.

My bitch left me because all I could do was phlooge after the third round.

by Glime Masta July 16, 2003