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A 'Phlatty' is a term to describe a marijuana blunt that after being rolled is 'flat' instead of 'round'. Common with inexperienced blunt rollers. Most commonly occurs when incorrectly sealing the blunt paper back together as some people will use to much pressure and/or etc., thus creating a flattened out blunt rather than a cylinder shaped blunt.
Yo I just rolled that blunt but it came out to be a phlatty.

Iv'e been rolling them phlatty's all day son!
Phlatty by Miami420 August 1, 2010
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Her booty is wide but it's not full she got a phlatty.
Phlatty by Cairo Leading January 27, 2020
Used to describe a girl who is flat chested but still pretty
some guy: DAMN that chick could be a dude. She has no tits!

some other guy: she's fuckin hot man. shes PHLAT.
phlat by bulls and trees December 8, 2006
1. something that is fun to you and very exicting to the people around but you just aren`t having the best time

2. some thingthat is not fun and is boring when it is suppost to be cool and fun
examples

a. Sam this dance is so phlat i could have a better time watching my dog run around in circles.

b. This concert is so phlat.
phlat by Lil C with an ' June 29, 2009
to pluck the feathers from a bird, but also used in slang to describe a similar action unconnected to birds or feathers
English, esp. Geordie slang
He ploated the hen before searing her.
She plaoted his bank account before leaving him.
Ploat by streonwold April 6, 2005

phlather 

Before we have sex, could you please phlather me?
phlather by gerda June 30, 2006