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Phillism 

To use one's acquired knowledge, no matter the size to explain any sort of phenomena occurring in one's surroundings, regardless of lacking all basic knowledge of the situation at hand, relying on the creativity of one's own inner 6'th grade level imagination in order to prove one's intelligence superior to all surround peers in an adult environment.
At work, Tom walked into a conversation where employees were attempting to demonstrate the new business strategy amongst each other. Tom decided to spout his opinion in the form of a "phillism" with a half heartened grin on his face that he didn't need to review along with the other employees because if he could figure out how to tie a "tie" that morning, he could easily figure the "core competency return to configure the optimal fund turn-over rate for the last quarter's marketing campaign segment". As Tom walked away satisfied with his attempt, all the other employees looked at each other puzzled and asked each other, "why the janitor was at work so early"?
Phillism by Awesome123 September 11, 2012

phillishia 

Sexy fun loving faithful honest person
That is always loyal to her man.
Kind enough to give the shirt off her back but never cross her or she will break you in two.
Phillishia is my best friend.
phillishia by Scttwmn December 19, 2016
When your constantly bringing things upon yourself based off of your own actions and nobody else’s. In short, you do it to yourself.
That guy Paul did it to himself , so Phillish of him
Phillish by fartface2k14 May 24, 2022
name. female version of phillip. insult.
Phillis by sickkkkman. October 9, 2008
Hey Alice did you see that girl over there? She was tots a Phillis.
SO true Harry! She had the wonkiest eyes ever!
Phillis by wizzkabob16 July 25, 2011
When you are so crossfit you forget how to type, all rules of the English language leave you and you spout gibberish
Example of Phillish text
I realise that makes no sence but iv been staring at a computer screen for 2 hra and havnt eatem properly in 2 days...
Phillish by beastmode2014 November 25, 2014