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Philmont Mile 

A measure of distance anywhere between 5 steps and 5 miles. Given by Rangers at Philmont who have no idea what the actual distance to where you are going, so they completely bullshit their answer when you ask them how far it is to anywhere.
Scout: How far is it from Shaefer's Pass to the Tooth of Time?
Ranger: It's exactly 1.75 miles.
Scout: Since that is 1.75 Philmont miles, its probably about 4 real miles.

Philmont 

1. a large plot of land in the New Mexican rockies where boys become men on treks anywhere from 10 to 21 days long.

2.some people's definitions of hell.
1. scout friend : "dude, i went to Philmont this summer and learned all this great stuff, what did you do?"
Friend of scout: "umm.. wasted my life with video games?"

2. "when you die, you go on an eternal Philmont trek!"
Philmont by Trinity1013 July 12, 2009

philmont 

The largest youth camp in America. The most beautiful place in the world, located in Cimarron, New Mexico. It is known for its training facilities and extraordinary backpacking and cavalcade treks. They have special programs that allow young men and women the chance to hike the entire backcountry and learn new and valuble skills. The most extraordanary of these programs is Rayado, a three week backpacking trip.
Bill: How was your trek at Philmont.
Aaron: Are you joking me, it was amazing! I've never been any place that awesome!
philmont by Amy Archer February 18, 2008

Philemon 

The sexiest man alive with an arse thicc enough to clog the Mariana Trench. He is sleepy but awake, tired but working, dying but alive. These are what make Philemon human, so never give up.
Philemon dabbermon with filet mignon
Philemon by Chillaxbill March 27, 2019

Philmingo 

A guy named Phil who has the tendency to find himself balanced on only one foot while playing games of skill, such as, but not limited to, darts, beer pong, corn hole, and bowling.
Someone go knock over Philmingo next time he plays corn hole.
Philmingo by psully April 25, 2013
A boy/man that is thought of as a funny guy or charming guy.
Jimmy: Hey Jon, did you see that guy over there?
Jon: Yes i did, isn't he a philong.
Jimmy: He totally is. What a cool dude lets talk to him.
Jon: Yea I totally want his swag.
Jimmy: Haha me too, let's copy his style maybe we'll get some girls.
Jon: Yea good idea. =D
Philong by The Spoon Master August 10, 2009