philly cream cheese

ejaculatory fulids. (i.e. sperm, splooge, splooey, man goo, jiz, jig...)

i got philly cream cheese all over her face.

by ben c January 14, 2004

philly cheese dick

When you pull out of your hotel and some other dude's nut is on your penis.

I was rather upset when I pulled out of my girl and had a Philly Cheese Dick.

by TheBoss412 February 6, 2018

Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie

The act of having sex with a woman who has a yeast infection, blowing a load in her, the moving down to consume. Variations include the Cherry Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie when the female partner is menstruating.

Damn, I knew I was hungry after sex but would have optioned for a hot lunch instead of the Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie had I known that bitch was crusty.

by Claude2869 June 13, 2015

Philly cheese steak

The act of beating masturbating in a restaurant bathroom and finish before your food is ready

Jonny pulled off the perfect Philly cheese steak at Applebee's last night

by DatboiPleb May 5, 2018

Philly Cheese Steak

When you ejaculate in your partner’s ass and pull out your penis covered in a mixture of feces and semen.

I’m never doing anal without a condom again!
I nutted in this chicks ass and my dock looked like a Philly Cheese Steak when I pulled out!

by UncleMikeOnWheels January 28, 2021