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philipew 

is when the smell of your own shit makes you pitch puke.
I shouldn't have eaten that leftover chili beans, I know I'll philipew everywhere.
philipew by smellslikeroses September 8, 2010

Philiping 

When you try to fart and end up shutting your pants. Unfortunate.
Man I went to the prom and ended up philiping
Philiping by Bret carroll December 17, 2019

Philippino 

pnai765:OGM BIENG PHILIPPINOS SO KEWL!
Pinoy57626: Dumbass.
Philippino by DamnRicers March 28, 2005

Phillipino Flapjack 

A sexual encounter in which you ejaculate in your hand and smack the girl in the face.
The angry pirate got boring, so i blasted the bitch with the phillipino flapjack!
Phillipino Flapjack by mDiB April 7, 2010

Philipenis

An attempt of mocking a filipino person online or really the country itself, the person calling this out may have lacking information about the Philippines and its people as they are, well, ignorant and usually not a person you would want to talk to. Some people have it better than others, some don't, and this word just ignites a fire of stupid arguments with no particular reason.

Races who generally use this are : Indonesians, Malaysians, Chinese, Japanese, Americans, etc.
Person 1: The Philippines is FULL of POOR PEOPLE living in slums and there is drugs everywhere!
Person 2: All of them have no future and they are just POOR PIGS in a barn.
Person 1: Yeah, the Philippines should just be renamed to Philipenis.

Philippino Crab Walk

The most skillful martial art in the world
I'm the master of the Philippino crab walk