by Pseudo-Serendipity October 31, 2013
A style of facial hair. Similar in appearance to that of the Mutton Chops. The sideburns extend down to the chin, almost to form a full beard, then a thin strip is then carefully shaved down the asscrack of the chin. The addition of a mustache is strictly prohibited while sporting the Southern Philanthropist.
Luke: "Look, its heading for those over-sized Mutton chops"
Obi-Wan- "That's no chops... It a Southern Philanthropist"
Obi-Wan- "That's no chops... It a Southern Philanthropist"
by 156231586 September 27, 2010
Someone who does work to enrich a company that he doesn't actually work for or gets paid by in the middle of the night, on the weekend and/or on his day off with out home of finacial reward or recognition.
by Sancho Panda October 18, 2009
by forbiddensabre August 10, 2013
A Facebook or Twitter (or similar online media) user who invests a huge 5-minute effort into saving the world via link-sharing and hardcore online chat.
Much like the keyboard warrior, the keyboard philanthropist has no genuine intentions whatsoever (though he/she may become overtly aggressive or enthusiastic if engaged), and is always best approached with a healthy amount of sarcasm, a Neil deGrasse Tyson Reaction meme or a taser.
Much like the keyboard warrior, the keyboard philanthropist has no genuine intentions whatsoever (though he/she may become overtly aggressive or enthusiastic if engaged), and is always best approached with a healthy amount of sarcasm, a Neil deGrasse Tyson Reaction meme or a taser.
Person 1: OMG guys that Kony guy is such a dickweed!!! Help me save Uganda by clicking 'like' or 'share' =)!
Person 2: Watch out Kony, you're dealing with a keyboard philanthropist over here...
Person 2: Watch out Kony, you're dealing with a keyboard philanthropist over here...
by Beargrid September 12, 2012
by *> Wildebeast <* October 30, 2014
(noun)
{1} A celebrated member of society, whom receives no compensation for voluntary duties, which include, but are not limited to, orally extracting semen.
{2} A person who increases the well-being of mankind by performing the act of fellatio without reciprocity.
{3} A married woman who generously doles out blow jobs to the neighborhood teenage males, because she no longer has sex with her wealthy, balding and overweight husband.
{1} A celebrated member of society, whom receives no compensation for voluntary duties, which include, but are not limited to, orally extracting semen.
{2} A person who increases the well-being of mankind by performing the act of fellatio without reciprocity.
{3} A married woman who generously doles out blow jobs to the neighborhood teenage males, because she no longer has sex with her wealthy, balding and overweight husband.
Did you know that Todd's mother used to be the #1 blow job philanthropist this side of the Mississippi?
Rachel is a true American; she hasn't charged me once for a blow job.
Mrs. Dornpith is a foxy cougar; I know this because she gave me a blumpkin while Mr. Dornpith quietly napped by the pool.
Rachel is a true American; she hasn't charged me once for a blow job.
Mrs. Dornpith is a foxy cougar; I know this because she gave me a blumpkin while Mr. Dornpith quietly napped by the pool.
by George Alexander November 13, 2009