peontology 

Derived from the deontology morality philosophy, peontology refers to the moral concept of peniority. The moral choice, under the definition of peontology, then, would be to pick the option which A) results in the larger penis, or B) contains the larger penis.

For example, when choosing who to do, under the tenet of peontology, the right choice is not to choose who you like, but to choose who has the bigger penis.

peontology by seksimopho October 21, 2012

pantologist 

A pantologist is jack-of-all trades; one who likes to learn about many different things. Why specialize in one thing when there's so much more you could do? That would be boring.

My major is undecided because I'm such a pantologist at heart.

pantologist by Mzttbupf May 8, 2018

Pintology 

The belief that beer is the solution to every problem.

- If Kim Jong-Il had a pint of lager, everything would be fine.

- Really?

- Yes, classic pintology.

Pintology by Somer Bimpson December 15, 2010

Plantologist 

A person who thinks the study of plants is called plantology.

Ethen is a hella good plantologist.

Plantologist by Yole July 14, 2016

pianotology

The study of the piano

“You know that Sarah girl?” “Is she the one who be staying late on the pianotology lessons”? “Yup”

pianotology by ReallyTheRealDirtyDan October 23, 2018

phenology 

The study of cyclic and seasonal natural phenomena, especially in relation to climate and plant and animal life.

The phenology of plants might include looking at the rise and fall of flowers and leaves through the seasons.

phenology by ballinjack September 28, 2017

Platology 

An amalgamation of lectures and philosophies including, but not limited to: Being the face of Bejing Corn, Crocodile Jesus, and the way things were in the military. Each session usually occupies 45-75 minutes of your time, with extended lessons reaching upwards of 1.5 hrs. You will usually find yourself zoning out and just agreeing by nodding through multiple “N’all”’s and “MGHERHERHERHER”’s

“I had to get that spreadsheet done by 3:00 before my call, but Platology struck at 2:30, I guess they can get fucked’n’all today.”

Platology by E-diddy July 17, 2023