phaktard 

A supposedly copyrighted and legitimate, clinical diagnosis for a pathological condition.

Man, that Shane guy is such a phaktard™

phaktard by MoralSpagetti March 18, 2015

Pantard 

A well-rounded retard. Retarded in every way imaginable.

Texting, smoking, AND putting make-up on while driving? Yup, she is a pantard.

Pantard by Thatguypointingatthatguy July 10, 2015

pantard 

Someone stupid in every type of intelligence. A combination of the Greek word 'pan' meaning 'all' and the word 'tard'

Hey, pantard, you spilled your mountain dew all over me!

pantard by Gabriel Malone December 28, 2007

phaetard

someone who likes to be kooky and shamooky

Kathleen is a freakin phaetard.

phaetard by coocoo for cocoa puffs September 11, 2005

Phanturd 

-Phantom Turd
When you go do the bathroom to do a number 2, and when you think you've done it.... but there is nothing floating in the water.

A synonym of this word can be Poodini.

He went to the bathroom and did a Phanturd.

Phanturd by Jack De October 16, 2008

Pantardous 

its a very common word meaning retard, or idiot.

That pantardous just ate my cake.

Pantardous by oreo-gie January 29, 2009

phamtard 

A person with the last name of Pham that is or acts retarded.

He is such a phamtard. I knew he was phamtarded.

phamtard by John Husack October 31, 2022