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Phalangeitis 

An infection caused during week 7 of pregnancy where the fetus is infected in the phalange area. This causes the 2nd and 3rd finger to be connected and the 4th and 5th finger the same way.
Jack: Dude, that that chick has phalangeitis!

John: Totally, her fingers are totally messed up!
Phalangeitis by Fjdkfjdjd October 4, 2012

Philanderthal

Knuckle dragging philandering Neanderthal. Probably good with his hands.
That dude off TikTok, Darren, is such a philanderthal. While he was supposedly going through a divorce, he was dating multiple women all coming out of the ‘woodwork’ while actually trying to reconcile with his wife.
Philanderthal by tttarafied January 19, 2022

phalange 

Something according the Phoebe in 'Friends' claims that Rachel's plane is missing, to stop her flying.
"You have to get off the plane, I have the feeling that something is wrong with the left phalangee"... "Oh my GOD... there's NO phalange!"
phalange by youbrokemytaco March 5, 2008

philanegro 

a person who is black and filipino
(feel-a-knee-grow)
im a philanegro
everybody wants to philanegro
philanegro by wu killa bee March 31, 2009

phalanthropist 

like a philanthropist who gives money to charity, a phalanthropist gives his dick to charitable causes
Guy: I banged this ugly girl last night because I felt bad for her

Guy 2: Oh a, classic phalanthropist move
phalanthropist by phunkmaster2000 December 2, 2013

Philandering 

One who engages in many casual sexual experiences.
You philandering lush.
Philandering by Rheana October 20, 2005