The most extreme failure there is. Commonly used on the internet if someone does something extremely idiotic.
by TonicX57 May 4, 2008
by ClanNova August 11, 2008
a stamp given to idiots who fail on something simple, by having to look up this word you may have earned yourself one
by Poppe_X August 8, 2008
failure to epic proportions. a play on the words "epic fail" derived from Korean Kpop group Epik High. Most commonly used in internet relay chatrooms (IRC).
Person 1 I need to DJ tonight...
Person 2 Er. The radio is down... has been down for 3 days now.
Person 1 epik phail.
Person 1 I was running for the train and I thought I was going to make it, but when I got there the train doors were closing so I ran smack into the train.
Person 2 epik phail.
Person 2 Er. The radio is down... has been down for 3 days now.
Person 1 epik phail.
Person 1 I was running for the train and I thought I was going to make it, but when I got there the train doors were closing so I ran smack into the train.
Person 2 epik phail.
by phusionmouse July 26, 2008
When you buy lap dances from almost every girl at the Chico, CA Centerfolds, get 2 double troubles on VIP night, spend the whole shift there telling the girls it's your Disneyland. Then you buy two of the girls vibrators at the sex store for Christmas only to invite your favorite girl to the Denny's to buy her food and fail to take her home because the grits took too long, but you get free dessert out of the deal.
by hor fail December 14, 2009
by epicfacelolzoras December 22, 2008
- A Phail Quail is an 'animal' drawn with 3 different colour pens (preferably black, red and blue) in the following way:
it has a large, roughly circular body connected to a thin, but still visible head with an eye and straight mouth. It has two minute feet and 2 wings. (all of the previous is preferably red). It then has a visible kidney (preferably black) with two blood vessels (preferably blue). The animal itself is extremely Phail, especially when drawn with ASCII on a ground.
- The Phrase "Phail Quail" can be used as an adjective, adverb, noun or verb to mean very fail.
it has a large, roughly circular body connected to a thin, but still visible head with an eye and straight mouth. It has two minute feet and 2 wings. (all of the previous is preferably red). It then has a visible kidney (preferably black) with two blood vessels (preferably blue). The animal itself is extremely Phail, especially when drawn with ASCII on a ground.
- The Phrase "Phail Quail" can be used as an adjective, adverb, noun or verb to mean very fail.
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"That was so Phail Quail"
"Yeah, he did that so Phail Quail"
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"Ergh! I Phail Quailed my exams!"
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"That was so Phail Quail"
"Yeah, he did that so Phail Quail"
"That was such a Phail Quail"
"Ergh! I Phail Quailed my exams!"
by Bob Toad May 15, 2010