February 12th. A phallic celebration. A superior holiday to precede Galentine's Day on February 13th and Valentine's Day on February 14th. It is a day to spend time with your fellow bros and dudes while doing manly things.
Hey Chris, I heard the ladies are getting mani-pedis for Galentine's Day. Let's go eat some meat, drink some whisky, and start a fire on Phallentine's Day.
one who grew up a weakling who now assumes small power and confuses it for a great deal of power. one who was told since childhood that he was a genius and now he is dumber because of it and believes he is smarter and above everyone especially in decision making skills. one who deals petty amounts of drugs and believes in his head he is pablo escobar while he is really something small in comparison to what he believes he is. one who grows a beard to establish a hard exterior and gain self esteem. one who is a joke. if he has no beard he has no self image