Also known as Personality Foaming Dyslexia. Few suffer from such a disorder but those who do suffer from the following symptoms: Anytime they mix up names their stomach will be complexly nervous and begin bubbling. After a good while all water in body will be diverted to mouth at which point the sufferer may start to drool. Many of the opposite sex take offense and think that they may be oogling them for copulation like rabits. Often this may be the exact opposite. In any event the foaming drool excretes an extreme afrodesiac at which point the member of the opposite sex begins making out with them for no apparent reason. The disorder then is passed on through this foaming transfer. Such an incidence is documented by E! channel in such places as night clubs in Spain or Los Angeles.
Abbreviation for Post-Fucking Dumbass Syndrome, an adjective describing people who turn into dumbasses after getting fucked. Usually associated with women who expect you to buy them breakfast in the morning after a one night stand.
Johnny: "Why was that skank so pissed when she left?"
Tommy: "She's got PFDS, she expected me to give a fuck about her."