Pezzing

The intensely sensual act of inserting candy into your sweet, sweet lover's tight, tight asshole and joyously eating it out. Optionally, have said lover eat the same candy, very sexually, from your hand at the same time in order to complete the beautiful, eternal, circle of life.

You: Hey, baby, you down for a bit of pezzing this fine Sunday afternoon?

Them: I'm totally into pezzing but you ate the last of the peanut butter cups from my bootyhole yesterday!

You: How about I shove some gummy bears up your ass instead?
Them: Oooo I like gummy bears! Feed me gummy bears while I squeeze some of them out into your mouth!
Both(high fiving): Pezzing is the shit!

by McBumbersnazzle July 12, 2021

Flag

Get the Pezzing mug.

Pezzing

As in ejaculating, like a pez dispenser

I’m pezzing!!!

by Ronnie “The Bear” Holstein November 24, 2018

Flag

Get the Pezzing mug.

Pezzing

>Verb< to Pez,

The act of placing a Pez Candy into a woman's vagina and then retrieving the item with your tongue for stimulating pleasure as well as a tasty snack.

Brandon: Guess what I did last night.
Jackson: Whu man,
Brandon: Got some Pez man, and I went at it, HAHA! Put six in there got em all out with my tongue dog!
Jackson: Say WHA!?

Brandon: Hell yeah! I was like baby we are gonna do this and she was like, Alright, and yup, we did it.
Jackson: Badass.
Brandon: Yup, I was Pezzing all night long brah.
Jackson: Ima see if my girl will let me Pez.

(Next Day(

Jackson: Guess what I did last night.

Brandon: NO WAY!
Austin: NO WAY!
Jackson: Yup

by Bhr0kin April 25, 2011

Flag

Get the Pezzing mug.

Pezzed

the perfect level of drunkenness; on the Scale of Drunkenness (from Buzzed to Black-Out), being pezzed is after being tipsy but before being drunk.

you are relaxed but awake, energetic and outgoing but not making a fool of yourself.

"dude, do shots with me!"

"nah thats ok, I'm already pezzed, i won't need another drink for a bit."

by zoeeager July 22, 2008

Flag

Get the Pezzed mug.