A commercial actor who occasionally plays football. He (as well as the occasional appearance of his hasbeen father and retarded little brother) has done commercials for Milk, Sprint, several Mastercard spots, Oreos, DirecTV, NFLshop, and would probably do Tampon commercials given the chance. Blames his teammates more often than not even if he makes an obvious error.
Is it true that you are an enormous sellout, Peyton Manning?
Peyton: Hell no! When I'm done doing this Swiffer commercial we're gonna have a long talk.
Peyton: Hell no! When I'm done doing this Swiffer commercial we're gonna have a long talk.
by NaoNao February 6, 2008
Statistically known as a great quarterback, but not a winner. Peyton Manning is known to choke when his team gets into postseason play. Just ask the Florida Gators. Peyton's Tennessee Volunteers pulled an O-fer as he lost to the Rowdy Reptiles 4 years in a row. Lost in the National Championship in College. In the NFL, his Colts dominate the regular season, but come January and playoff time, they lose. Even the refs try to help the poor guy out, but Peyton seems to ruin it. Manning is Tom Brady's bitch, Brady owns Peyton. We will see this January if anything has changed.
Peyton Manning(TENN QB)- Hey, I am Peyton Manning. Do you think I am a good quarterback?
Tony George(FLA CB)- Hell naw nigga, you suck dick. I intercepted yo cracka ass and took it to the house fuckboiii. And you lost. AGAIN. BITCH.
Tony George(FLA CB)- Hell naw nigga, you suck dick. I intercepted yo cracka ass and took it to the house fuckboiii. And you lost. AGAIN. BITCH.
by Amit G October 19, 2006
A retarded sloth who bitches about everything and is never wrong. He often enjoys tossing little bitch passes and taking advantage of his talented receivers. His hobbies include doing drugs to cover up the shame of being an inbred, making shitty pizza in front of a camera, and having threesomes with Papa Johns and Tony Dungy. Often considered to be the "greatest quarterback ever" by dumbcunts from Indiana. Won the award for "Forehead of the Year" 14 years in a row. Sucks ass when playing in the Super Bowl, against the Seahawks, and especially both. He is the biggest overrated joke in major sports along with Joe Flacco and Colin Kaepernick. Should consider firing a gun of the large variety up his ass so he can save the world from having to look at his dumb waddle while in the pocket.
Colts Fan: "Dude, Peyton Manning is the greatest passer of all time."
Non-Dipshit: "What the fuck did you just say? I didn't understand what you just said because I don't speak Fucktard and I have a brain.
Non-Dipshit: "What the fuck did you just say? I didn't understand what you just said because I don't speak Fucktard and I have a brain.
by Yinzr412 July 24, 2014
Most overrated QB in the National Football League. Won only won Super Bowl. Is on too many stupid comercials.
Peyton Manning is so overrated.
by Lord of War April 22, 2008
Yo dawg what size rims you got on yo car?
Co, these some 18's. My car be rollin' on these Peyton Mannings homes.
Co, these some 18's. My car be rollin' on these Peyton Mannings homes.
by Da Watcher September 3, 2006
by coolstoryjeopardyteen February 2, 2010
way better QB than brady, despite his stats. Brady only wins cause he has a good team to back him up. TOM BRADY IS A FAGGOT PUSSY WHO RUNS FROM FIGHTS
1)Fight during 2007 Regular season patriots vs Steelers game
-Brady starts talking trash and is running away like a little pussy
2)There is a fumble right next to brady he steps back and lets everyone else deal with it. Peyton Manning wud get in there
3)Both Brady and Peyton Manning run with the ball. Brady slides down like a lil pussy and Peyton Manning tries to break through
4) Tom Brady stares at his Center's Ass a little too much.
5)Brady cries too fuckin much
6) He got girls pregnent and ran from them
7) Peyton Manning wud BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM
-Brady starts talking trash and is running away like a little pussy
2)There is a fumble right next to brady he steps back and lets everyone else deal with it. Peyton Manning wud get in there
3)Both Brady and Peyton Manning run with the ball. Brady slides down like a lil pussy and Peyton Manning tries to break through
4) Tom Brady stares at his Center's Ass a little too much.
5)Brady cries too fuckin much
6) He got girls pregnent and ran from them
7) Peyton Manning wud BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM
by peyton Manning is a BAMF January 1, 2008