pedosexual 

not real, make believe, bullshit.
just pedophilia.

Lauren: "What is your sexual identity Mark?"
Mark: "Im a pedosexual"
Lauren: "No, you fucking dipshit. You're just a pedophile, you fuck children, and should be publicly hanged."

pedosexual by godthemself June 24, 2018

Pedosexual 

A made-up sexual orientation in which the person is attracted to underage kids. It's OK to be straight. Or gay. Or bi. However, you are a fucking lunatic if you are pedosexual.

Pedo: Hi I'm a pedosexual.
Any sane human being: Ew tf.
FBI: OPEN UP!

Pedosexual by DabasaurusOfficial69 February 20, 2019

Pedosexual 

Creeps who say theyre LGBTQ+ as an excuse to commit pedophillia

Jim: I identify as a a Pedosexual

Tom: Well heck you then.

Pedosexual by SrSleepy August 4, 2018

Pedosexual 

A nonexistent "sexuality" that pedophiles are trying to use to justify molesting kids. New flash guys. Age is not a gender/sex. Pedophilia is a mental illness, where being lgbtqa+ isn't. Thank you, have a nice day.

Susie: mister, what's your sexuality?
Bob: I'm a pedosexual!
Susie: YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING PEDOPHILE! GET YOUR DICK OUT OF THAT BABIES MOUTH!

Pedosexual by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019

Pedosexual 

Nasty people who try to squirm their way into the LGBTQIA+ community by claiming that pedophilia is a sexuality.

"Tony said he's pedosexual" "That's 1) invalid and 2) disgusting"

Pedosexual by wow.platy July 27, 2018

Peyser

A curse word meaning fuck your kin and kith. Originates from Azerbaijan. Used in Azerbaijan, Azerbaijani communities in Turkey and Russia, and those tought by Azerbaijanis to use it. The direct translation to English is your nape, the area behind your neck. If you want to refer to someones nape you can't (or shouldn't) use peyser because it's too offensive and you might get beaten up, you use kantovka or kant. Don't ever use peyser when you're in Azerbaijan because it's too offensive and you will either a) get beaten up b) become peyser yourself after a discussion with the person you called peyser and his qaqas (boys) or c) both.

FCKR23 is a peyser because he can't use peyser in a sentence correctly.
Pepsi, kola, fanta ... attı kanta. Meaning: Pepsi, kola, fanta (name) threw to his nape.
Roshka became a peyser on video (on YouTube) after the discussion in Sumqayit.
His sister is a whore so he is peyser because of her.
He became peyser after a söhbət (discussion) in Kubinka.
There are no peysers from Vasmoy.
I made him peyser after beating him up because he called me a peyser.

Peyser by KUBINKANIN PALAJENYASINA BAXAN November 3, 2018

Peyshub 

Def 1

To be an asshole/dick. A person who says jerk comments in order to make himself feel better about who he is and to make others feel bad.

Def 2
Taking a poop.

Example 1
When i told him i got an 81 on my test, he turned into a peyshub and said he got 82.

Example 2
After eating 12 bite sized rotis, i had to take a mean peyshub.

Peyshub by peyshub August 16, 2011