1) Unit of measurement to describe stink - one pewton is equivalent to a raised eyebrow. 1 million pewtons generates a nasty taste in your mouth and 1 billion pewtons causes your eyes to water.
Cat poop has 8 billion pewtons compared to dog poop's 3 million pewtons.
Man! You must have eaten wings by the boatload last night! Your pewtons are off the charts!
Man! You must have eaten wings by the boatload last night! Your pewtons are off the charts!
by B-rizzleGadizzle October 17, 2013