pewton 

1) Unit of measurement to describe stink - one pewton is equivalent to a raised eyebrow. 1 million pewtons generates a nasty taste in your mouth and 1 billion pewtons causes your eyes to water.

Cat poop has 8 billion pewtons compared to dog poop's 3 million pewtons.
Man! You must have eaten wings by the boatload last night! Your pewtons are off the charts!

pewton by B-rizzleGadizzle October 17, 2013

peyton place 

A phrase, based on the novel and TV show of the same name. Generally used to mean a location or a group replete with gossip, secrets, and double-crosses.

"Our office has become quite the little Peyton Place."

peyton place by mattcci December 10, 2013

Peyton Manning's Forehead 

Literally the biggest forehead in the world.

My plane just landed on Peyton Manning's forehead

Peyton Manning's Forehead by Swaggy J October 20, 2014

Peyton Lauseng 

He likes to chew on yummy toaster and sniff socks it gives him the tingles he is about 8 foot tall and weighs 47.9 pounds his brain cells = -36 donkey Kong Joe mamas of of 7

Peyton Lauseng is a wast of space

Peyton Lauseng by Smallpp69 January 9, 2020

Julia Penton 

Instagram famous Julia Penton, known for her spam accounts and insane drama with her side kick Bri, works at hooters and loves Xanax and the N word!

*friend pops a xan* “that was so Julia Penton if you!”

Julia Penton by mureahbutmyfriendscallmelame May 20, 2018

Peyton Manthing 

Pork sword.

Brett Favre: "Wanna see my peyton manthing?"

Peyton Manthing by Fred Norman1 February 18, 2011

Peeton

An unwanted wart in the genital area. However, instead of being passed through sexual intercourse much like herpes warts, they are obtained by the act of playing too much badminton. They are severely itchy and have a tendency to change colours; they may be purple one day, and neon green the next. The upside to a peeton that it gives a person the ability to speak pig latin fluently.

Girl: EW WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR PENIS? ...
Boy: Oh that? It's a peeton. Wanna touch?

Peeton by eivrog October 14, 2010