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Petrolia, CA 

a town in humbolt county, northern CA. a beautiful tiny town with rolling hills and beautiful beach areas. has one tiny store and one tiny school, k-12 all on one campus. many know petrolia for its "special" crop that grows there on many properties that people shant tell you about. but to people that have been there or lived there, its known for the tight community and wonderful scenery. once you go there, you will never forget it.
"I got some amazing herbage from Petrolia, CA the other day"
"i saw some zebra's at some ranch in Petrolia, CA last week"
"never have to worry about getting my car stolen here, i just leave my keys on the seat, never know when someone might need to move my car, man i love Petrolia, CA"
Petrolia, CA by ptown lover December 7, 2012
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Petroula 

Hot girl who turns down every guy that wants to bang her. loves to grind all night with juiced up gorillas. makes out with gay looking men still in the closet. She speaks spanish to get attention at the bar and she likes eating popsicles when it's raining. Petroula likes to give dirty sanchez's. Gorgeous fun girl that likes to party and is not afraid to tell bitches whats up.
yo petroula ayyyy papi
Petroula by grapejiuce123 February 19, 2011

Petrolicious 

A particularly intoxicating and engaging Petroleum powered vehicle such as a fun Motorcycle or Sports Car.
"This Triumph Speed Triple is Petrolicious"
Petrolicious by PDXDAVE October 2, 2014

Petroutine 

A routine that an individual must do everyday for their pet.
I need to wake up early for my petroutine.
Petroutine by eblink August 10, 2016

Petroligarchs

Fossil-fuel fascist assholes who stymie climate legislation and take nightly baths in cash
Science researcher Tyler woke up one morning, popped open his laptop and started reading more headlines about global climate emergency and how massive storms will become more deadly. "We keep burning fossil fuel like it's just everyday fucking life," Tyler thought. "Meanwhile these Petroligarchs keep buying politicians and lobby for more oil wells in sensitive ocean areas when we should be changing over to clean energy right fucking now." Tyler switched browser tab to Greenpeace.com and felt better.
Petroligarchs by Uncle Joosie October 1, 2021

Petrolino 

A Petrolino is an Italian know-it all who is very good looking. Can be male or female but they are very scarce. Endangered Species.
That girl is gorgeous and seems to know all the latest gossip, she must be a Petrolino.
Petrolino by B6779 December 9, 2010
1. - a hipie-used scent that smells just like sweat, ass, and body odor combined; prominent in New Paltz, New York and other areas of dense hippy population

2. - a scent used predominatly by dred-lock wearing males and females to attract others of the same hairdo, but keep away the "normies"

3. - the odor in the air at many head shops
Why does the hippy weat petruli, his/her body odor is already making me gag.

The head shop smells of petruli.
petruli by Arkon November 3, 2004