Thinks he's really cool, wears tight shirts to school in hopes that girls will like him and that it will make him look strong. He's probably a good cook, plays sports, wears hair gel, and takes baths in cologne. Spends too much time commenting on his friends' social media with things that he thinks are funny. If you get to know him he's nice, but he doesn't go out of his way to meet people. Won't let you know if he doesn't like you, and is generally polite to everyone. Usually has brown hair and blue eyes, though some have brown eyes. Typically likes to go by Pete, but both names are good in his book.
"yo Peter how YOU doing"
"wow Peter is so hottttt"
"I'm going over to his house and we're going to talk about cooking"
"wow Peter is so hottttt"
"I'm going over to his house and we're going to talk about cooking"
by skooshpoodle January 25, 2019
Sarcastic, Funny, Observant, Sexy, Interesting, Horrible At Texting, Doesn't Have the Greatest Taste In Baseball Or Football Teams, Knows How To Make You Smile
by Redsoxfan! September 13, 2010
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by ghks1117 September 23, 2009
A complete hottie who all girls want to fuck. He has the largest cock. All the girls want him in bed with them.
by I AM VISA April 17, 2010
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, when referring to the size of his peter, said "I guarantee you there's no problem."
Hey Eric, Angie was telling me the other day that you have a centimeter peter.
Hey Eric, Angie was telling me the other day that you have a centimeter peter.
by jozer0 March 10, 2016
Peters are typically the memelords. They'll be the ones sitting in the back of the class making dick jokes and teasing people. They're funny as hell but can also be complete jerks sometimes. Regardless, as long as you treat them nicely they'll be one of the most chill friends you've got.
Friend: "Yo, have you talked to Peter lately?"
Me: "Yeah bro, he was sitting in class making fun of everyone like usual."
Me: "Yeah bro, he was sitting in class making fun of everyone like usual."
by Succ_a_peenie_69 November 16, 2018