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Petered is a stage of next level pissery in which a person is so drunk that the pupils dilate to extremes, the user cannot speak and only has use of his most basic functions.
Pete went to town and got absolutely Petered last night.
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1. When someone cuts you off when you are speaking because you are taking too long to say something.
2. Being told to get to the point because you are speaking too slow.
3. Verbose speaking leads to being hurried up.
Hank was petered during his presentation because it took him 15 minutes to finish a sentence.
by Leena May 05, 2005

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When a little bitch nigga breaks your water bottle
Damn that girls Zoe got petered
by Zoe the savage March 23, 2017

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A polite way of telling someone that things are more difficult because someone got in your way. (Peter being a slang term used to refer to male genitalia; screwed)
I would have had this project done but I got petered.
by Matthew Newman September 29, 2007

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