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Petersheimming 

The art of taking an innocent piece of information and juicing it into a gossipy topic in order to instigate drama.
Natasha: I met my new neighbor yesterday, we talked for 5 minutes.
Roger: Oh that's interesting, so since you two are hanging out 24/7 does that mean you're getting married?
Natasha: Quit Petersheimming me!!!

Sticky Petersen 

When sitting on a toilet you receive oral sex, and you piss in her mouth while giving an angry pirate.
"Ahh dude, that was so hot especially when she let me give her a sticky petersen"

Petersheim 

A very perverted and gangsta man. He uses the term 'nigga' more times than can be counted, and he might turn out to be a lover of science who is trained in the science of lovers. Look out for Petersheim.
"Did you see that Petersheim go by?"
"Yeah, he stole my girl last week."
Petersheim by CandidLaughs May 11, 2013

colin petersen 

Colin petersen is quite possible the coolest thing known to man.
colin petersen owns your sack

dj petersen

hey where the shnucko lorenzo is my dj petersen

listen son, dj petersen was on the fridge when i left
dj petersen by hanaaaaaa22 October 15, 2011

makayla petersen

Makayla Petersen... well trust me there’s ALOT to say about this one. She will be the most kind hearted and loyal person you’ll ever meet. If you somehow haven’t been sidetracked by her incredible beauty you might get to know how kind and caring she is towards other people, although often anxious and may suffer from depression or anxiety.
“Can Makayla petersen please stand up?”