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pelching 

Pelching (or to pelch) is an unfortunate side affect of people who have failed to mature mentally. It is the act of trying to reverse actions taken in a game done by one who cannot fathom the concepts of losing or fair play.
Sylvia: Knight to queen's rook.
Andy: Hey, I didn't see that or I wouldn't have moved my pawn. Give me back by rook.
Sylvia: Hey, no pelching!
pelching by Nibble-Tastic May 25, 2020
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A pet treated as a human child.
Here, puppy, momma wants to go to bad my petchild!
Petchild by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016
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still pitching

This describes a male still able to have sex.
Old man Willie is still pitching according to the local ladies!
still pitching by I, Wreckerrr January 1, 2017
The cursed word the MORDHAU community screams when the Triternion devs haven't appeased them in a week.
Devs: *don't do anything for a short amount of time*
Everyone: PATCHIE PATCHIE WHERE'S MY PATCHIE DEVS SPENT MONEY ON PROSTITUTE SNATCHIE GET THESE SHIELD FUCKS OUT MY MATCHIE SKINS SO SHIT NEED A NEW BATCHIE GAME SO BUGGY LAGGY AND CRASHY MORDHAU DEVS SOLD OUT FOR THE CASHIE PATCHIE PATCHIE WHERE'S MY PATCHIE DEVS SPENT MONEY ON PROSTITUTE SNATCHIE
Patchie by Slurp_ee November 10, 2019

pitching a cave 

Opposite of pitching a tent. Seeing something so unattractive that your penis inverts.
When I saw my grandma's boob pop out it was so disgusting I was pitching a cave.
pitching a cave by Guy Snyder September 2, 2016
Selling illegal drugs in order to obtain a profit.
I was out pitchin all night tryna get paid.
pitchin by Corey Dyson May 1, 2005

petchbus 

A really clueless dolt. A dummy. Someone who is outside the circle of a joke. See "moran".
These petchbuses think the memes are real.
petchbus by RHertz April 27, 2014