Pedastache 

NOUN; A thick mustache belonging to an individual who is either a pedaphile or looks like a pedaphile. This mustache is the only facial hair present on the individual. Sometimes mistaken for a "Pornstache."

That guy with the pedastache staring at those children is scaring me.

Pedastache by WM Kolston November 1, 2010

Plastasher 

It's an offensive term that describes someone who plays on PlayStation instead of Xbox. This derogatory moniker found its inception in the midst of heated debates and competitive banter across various gaming forums. As the console wars intensified, gamers sought creative and biting ways to assert the dominance of their chosen gaming system. "Plastasher" emerged as a pointed insult directed at PlayStation enthusiasts, encapsulating the disdain some harbored for those who favored the Sony gaming ecosystem over its Xbox counterpart.

The term underscores not only a preference for one gaming platform over another but also carries connotations of conformity and a perceived lack of sophistication in gaming taste. However, it's crucial to approach such terms with a level of understanding, recognizing that they often originate from the competitive and sometimes toxic nature of online gaming communities.

Plastashers are such idiots and deserve to have a ping in the thousands

Plastasher by Man in the shadows October 28, 2023

petastus 

Some one who is wearing a hat

"Bob is such a petastus"

petastus by God September 16, 2004

petatastic

People who think vegans and vegetarians are cool.

From: PETA -- People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals

So, Mary's vegan now? That's frickin' petatastic!

petatastic by soupkitchenrobot June 16, 2007