pet plant 

A non-animal companion. Gives pleasure and satisfaction in caring for it. An alternative to a conventional animal pet such as a cat, dog or rabbit. Similar to having a pet rock.

"I couldn't afford a dog anymore and my new apartment complex has a hefty pet-deposit, so I decided to get a pet plant. I feel happy taking care of it everyday."

pet plant by yes juanito yes July 6, 2014

Pet Please 

The opposite of a pet peeve. These are your life's simple pleasures i.e. things that please you.

One of my pet pleases is having a good hair day.

Pet Please by A3DFXx December 24, 2008

pet playdate

Owners of pets (usually dogs) who set up playdates for their pets to get together and play. dogs, cats, pets, pet parents, canine crazy, feline fanatic, pet aunt, pet uncle, petsitter, dog park

My golden retriever had a great pet playdate with the labrador retriever down the street. They ran around the park, jumped in the pond and chased the squirrels and rabbits around trees.

pet playdate by joecoolthefool May 20, 2016

pet play 

Someone who likes to dress as a dog and preform sexual acts. Part of a scale that determines someone’s weirdness.

‘Is Jake weird?’

‘He definitely likes pet play’

pet play by Red pepper hummus October 24, 2018

Schrödingers pet play

a person who says they're into pet play and decides wether they're joking or not base upon who said person is around

this person is doing Schrödingers pet play

Schrödingers pet play by Weirdguy15 May 8, 2026

Pet sim x player 

when you're an asshole and decide to play roblox's "pet sim X' instead of hang out with the bros, what a dumbass little shit

"have you seen micheal?, he's such a pet sim x player.

Pet sim x player by Uncle_Jerry September 23, 2022

petplay 

Petplay is a in role in which the focus is on the sub entering the altered mind space of a different species, often a dog, cat, or horse. Often related to BDSM.

My friend Sara will sometimes pretend to be a kitty when her Dominant is around. This is called Petplay.

petplay by DeffinitionDragon213 January 18, 2017