Someone who has a book full of excuses for when they die in Pavlov.
Peri: OMG!! Stop lagging it makes you hack in this game!
by M3M3RR June 19, 2020
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Peri is the best guy ever, He is so kind and will take care of you always. Good Dick, always satisfied, and a hypersexual. Best Boyfriend you can have.
His dick is too big to the point it hurts in a good way. he is such a peri.
by an actual peri November 23, 2022
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A Peri is a woman in her 40s right before menopause. Right when they realize that feminism failed them. Right when they realize they should share that lesson with younger women. Derived from Perimenopause is also called the menopausal transition. Women start perimenopause at different ages. You may notice signs of progression toward menopause, such as menstrual irregularity, sometime in your 40s.
I heard Karen is regretting thinking men have no value due to toxic feminist brainwashing. She is a peri and it seems to be affecting her mental health.
by HillbillyFlat February 20, 2023
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A slut who loves to get around with everyone. Always horny and probably sucking someone off right now. Most likely incredibly short, and probably will never acknowledge it. Flat as a board and fat.
Guy: is that peri?

Guy 2: yah I banged her yesterday
by tessellate15 January 13, 2022
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Periklis is a very handsome man with brown hair and eyes. He is tall and with abs. And finally he has a huge penis.
by Piperakis November 20, 2021
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