pervasaur
Oh my god, this pervasaur sitting next to me on the bus just tried to grope me when the bus lurched.
pervasaur by Tee Bag and Cuntry Mouse February 19, 2008
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Pervatasaurus
A startling, euphoric, almost-inspiring discovery was made by paleontologists recently. The worlds oldest sexual predator, Pervatasaurus, has been unearthed. A member of the Theropod group, and relative to the T-rex, Pervatasaurus was a scavenger who lured smaller dinosaurs into its cave. Although they are of the same suborder, the Pervatasaurus is small, and much much creepier.
Living with webbed feet and bad posture, Pervatasaurus could not effectively stand up straight which enabled it to avoid making eye contact with other dinosaurs. From an anthropological perspective, such a discovery raises questions about what other timeless predators are out there.
The Pervatasaurus is the first dinosaur know to stalk another animal, not for food, but for sexual satisfaction.
Living with webbed feet and bad posture, Pervatasaurus could not effectively stand up straight which enabled it to avoid making eye contact with other dinosaurs. From an anthropological perspective, such a discovery raises questions about what other timeless predators are out there.
The Pervatasaurus is the first dinosaur know to stalk another animal, not for food, but for sexual satisfaction.
Little Girl: Hey Mom! What's that dynosore?
Mother: Why that's a Pervatasaurus!
Little Girl: Cool! What did he eat?
Mother: Umm, look at that T-rex!
Mother: Why that's a Pervatasaurus!
Little Girl: Cool! What did he eat?
Mother: Umm, look at that T-rex!
Pervatasaurus by JakeTB16 June 1, 2009
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porkasaurus
The act of stuffing pork of any kind into a person's orifice or multiple orifices. This resembles building a dinosaur from fossils but with pork, hence the name.
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pregasaurus
1: A pregasaurus is a pregnant woman that that will destroy anything thats in the way of her and her food.
2: a pregnant lady that will eat anything, its a omnivore (eats plants and meat)
2: a pregnant lady that will eat anything, its a omnivore (eats plants and meat)
1; Quick everybody hide there's a pregasaurus coming and shes on a war path.
2; jason: hey man who's chocolate is this
brett: i wouldn't touch that it belongs to a pregasaurus
jason: oh shit that was close man that could have been my
last meal
brett: yeah man them pregasurus are vicious creatures
2; jason: hey man who's chocolate is this
brett: i wouldn't touch that it belongs to a pregasaurus
jason: oh shit that was close man that could have been my
last meal
brett: yeah man them pregasurus are vicious creatures
pregasaurus by pregasurus hunter October 12, 2011
pegasaurus
pegasaurus by asphyxiated_angel August 6, 2010
Pervasaurus
A nickname for a boy who is pervy or hits on or teases many girls in insulting ways, most specifically in math class.
Pervasaurus by Circuedeploom May 1, 2009
Pervature
Pervature by Wheres-The-Fun-in-That December 10, 2014
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