Pert' Near

Really fuckin' close.

I was pert' near the gas station when I pert' near hit an old lady walking across the street.

Her nipples were so long, I pert' near got my eye poked out.

Her: How close are you to cumming?

Me: Pert' near!

by Badturns July 13, 2010

pert rack

An especially perky and perfectly-shaped set of breasts. Usually smaller in size, but far superior in quality.

Kelly has got a great body and a pert rack.

I'm not a fan of huge hanging boobs, I'd prefer a nice, pert rack.

by jquizzleum January 28, 2008

Pert Squirt

(n.) The bloody mess ejected from a woman's vagina during her menstrual cycle, or 'pert'.

Dude, Janice 'pert squirted' all over her parents brand new leather sofa! They were so pissed!

by jaynation December 29, 2010

pert near

If this word is used then you have located a hillbilly redneck.

I'm pert near to pushing that goat through that fence.

by ORMMER November 5, 2010

x-pert

An X-pert is a reference to a disc jockey from the wedding industry that handles himself in both a fun and professional way

Wow! Did you see her dj last night? He had to be an X-Pert!

by Kidd Kahunna March 15, 2011

pert

To say something perposterous.

"'Ey mama, you take us to the mall?"
"No now you know you ain't finish your homework yet."
"Oh ma, don't pert!"

by Eat 'Em Up February 10, 2007

pert norg

A Norweigan; a fine mammary gland in the singular

A gust of wind momentarily exposed Ritas left breast. What a pert norg!

by Clungefest June 29, 2006