Slap a short person day

The day you slap anyone under 5, 5

Person 1: Hey it’s November 7th, you know what that means

Person 2: What?

Person 1: It’s slap a short person day. Get over here

by UpliftAura November 7, 2019

hit a tall person day

so where ever your reading this, you have to hit a tall person tomorrow and there are no buts. If no one is taller than you, you will have to hit yourself, I'm sorry

lacy: good luck!!
tom: good luck for what?
lacy: tomorrow is hit a tall person day!!

by kittykitzzy May 5, 2022

Kick a short person day

Since multiple kick a tall person days are a thing I want more kick a short person days. It’s on may 6th

It’s kick a short person day!
*Kicks a child*

by Wake up child April 30, 2022

Talk in Third Person Day

An internet holiday on every third of March. You refer to yourself in the third person.

Say your name was John.

"John ate dinner."

"John went to the doctor."

"John is celebrating Talk in Third Person Day."

by bhavik15 November 5, 2009

Talk in Third Person Day

A common occurrence on Facebook status updates.

Facebook examples of "Talk in Third Person Day":

George feels sleepy.

George is contemplating the meaning of life.

by skywalker89 March 3, 2010

Beat a Straight Person Day

On any November 10th, it is National "Beat a Straight Person Day". For the entire day, it is legal for you to beat ANY straight people you come across!

LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's finally that special day!
Straight Person 1: What day is it?
Straight Person 2: Hm?
LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's National "Beat a Straight Person Day"!

An army of LGBTQ+ Members trample over and beat the group of straights

by OceanRequiem December 11, 2021

Punch a French Person day

March 29th is the international "Punch a French Person"-Day.

"I saw this French Person walking down the Street, so I punched him in the Face cause it was Punch a French Person Day."

by large spaghett March 29, 2021