2 definitions by OceanRequiem
On any November 10th, it is National "Beat a Straight Person Day". For the entire day, it is legal for you to beat ANY straight people you come across!
LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's finally that special day!
Straight Person 1: What day is it?
Straight Person 2: Hm?
LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's National "Beat a Straight Person Day"!
An army of LGBTQ+ Members trample over and beat the group of straights
Straight Person 1: What day is it?
Straight Person 2: Hm?
LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's National "Beat a Straight Person Day"!
An army of LGBTQ+ Members trample over and beat the group of straights
by OceanRequiem December 11, 2021
Furry 1: "Hey, you know what day it is?"
Person 1: "What day is it?"
Furry 1: "National Beat A Human Day!"
Person 1 runs away.
Person 1: "What day is it?"
Furry 1: "National Beat A Human Day!"
Person 1 runs away.
by OceanRequiem October 31, 2021