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Little Person Syndrome(L.P.S.)

Syndrome caused by an inferiority complex usually directed at stature or height. In women this may cause a variety of problems from "Bitchy-ness" to the urge to stand on large objects in order to feel some sense of "dominance" over others. Calling a woman who suffers from L.P.S. "tall" is a big compliment and will make them feel good about themselves. In men the problems multiply; men, already having an aggregation of complex's pertaining to their own inferiorities, become arrogant little fucks, who buy big trucks, and treat people like shit.

This syndrome is similar to L.M.S. or Little Man Syndrome, which is an inferiority with the size of ones own Male reproductive organ.
"Man that girl suffers from L.P.S. real bad she's just being a bitch to everyone."

"E.H.(hahah) is trippin', must be the L.P.S."

Little Person Syndrome(L.P.S.)

White Person Lottery 

White Person Lottery (WPL) is a term used to describe the immense luck a (white) person has when they obtain a large amount of money or property that they never could have earned on their own. In most cases this is through inheritance, but it can also occur through marriage. The term has a very natural sound to it and is used regularly on reddit and other popular internet blogs to describe generally very ungrateful people who are depressed for no obvious reason despite being incredibly lucky to be where they are in life. The natural offshoots of this term are MPL (Mexican Person Lottery), APL (Asian Person Lottery) and BPL (Black Person Lottery).
Guy 1: Why do you think she behaves like that all the time?
Guy 2: Classic example of a White Person Lottery winner. People who have won it have a hard time imagining that others have not won it too.

Guy 1: I feel so lucky to be an American!
Guy 2: You would feel even luckier being a White Person Lottery winner from Iceland with free university and a warm, million dollar house to relax in.

person lucky charm

Someone that brings you luck in your life, wether it be winning the lottery or winning your heart by making you happy 25/8. Every time they are around you instantly are a better person and without them you would die...DIE. So they are a lucky charm because you won't die. Ta Da!
Without my person lucky charm I will be hit by a bus, fall down 3 flights of stairs and be decapitated :) & with my lucky charm I will be the happiest alive person in the world <3
person lucky charm by Jc Whitman November 6, 2017

Gay person like really gay

jeremy brito is sus he’s a gay person like really gay

A person like LaMya

A person like LaMya....... she is a very kind, thoughtful, loving, and beautiful person. A person like LaMya you can’t loose or forget! She always has a smile on her face, no matter her situation. She can be a little weird but her weird makes you laugh with tears of joy in your eyes. A person like LaMya is amazing. She is a enthusiastic person. A person like LaMya you need to keep for your WHOLE life! A person like LaMya you can never be mad at, because she always makes you laugh. When you get a a person like LaMya keep her/him that person is the best thing you could ever have. So keep them! Thank you!
A person like LaMya are the best ever

lazy..person..lol 

lazy..person..lol is my idol
hey look its lazy..person..lol
Omg he is my idol

When the person you love will never love you back... 

It's an amazing feeling, full of tears and an overwelming sense of love that will drive you crazy and never let you go. This person will enter your life and never leave, even if it is just in your mind. You will lose sleep planning how you'll smile at them, or how what you'll talk about if you happen to bump into them. You'll plan your whole day around them, notice every change in them, every bit of happiness, every bit of sadness and you'll conjure up amazing fantasy's which you know will never come true but you tell yourself that there's always room for dreaming. You'll want to talk about them all the time, discretely of course, mentioning them as much as possible, practicing how their name will roll of your tounge, you might even try putting your surname on their name or the other way round. It may seem like i'm describing obsession, but it's really just love.
'When the person you love will never love you back...' 'I haven't slept for weeks thinking of how i love them so much yet the have no idea..'