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Perryton 

A town that everyone wishes they could leave as soon as possible. Yes. It does suck ass I’m sorry for the people that love Perryton, but everyone is annoying. School sucks with the stupid school codes and Michelle Obama’s stupid healthy jail fucked up food. Oh wait, there’s no good restaurants or stores other than the same old stuff. And I know for sure that us students that attend school should not be charged with lunch money it’s just stupid. Suck my ass, b. Don’t even get me started with the staar test like oh ma goshhhhh... that’s where us students get depressed.
random person: how is perryton?
me: ah shit here we go again...
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traditional house cat wrapped in some sort of cloth or rug
"Booger, my meowntain cat, has made a purrito in the rug!"
purrito by Booger! February 20, 2008
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perrison 

A nickname for a Perri. But it isn't just a nickname, it's a state of mind. She only speaks when she has to but her words are strong and well-intentioned.
Perrison is such a sweetheart, We all love her. What a cinnamon roll!
perrison by KaReN.SMitH.ANOn September 18, 2018
A white flour tortilla slathered in peanut butter and rolled into a stick, used for eating. Has no healthy qualities. If you like to eat peanut butter out of a jar with a spoon you will love eating a pebrito.
Bob is choking after he put too much peanut butter in his pebrito - again
pebrito by Moosefeathers September 9, 2020
Spanish slang word for cocaine (mostly used by Cubans in Miami( (the 305)
She has that bomb perrico always on her.
Perrico by Siq_feelss December 14, 2018

perriotic 

(adj.) Of or pertaining to a person that tends to forget what the third thing is in a list of three items.
I'm so perriotic.

I had three things to buy, but I can't remember what the third thing was.
perriotic by f1point0 November 10, 2011
George can never stay on task. He is such a perrio.
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