Perryton 

A town that everyone wishes they could leave as soon as possible. Yes. It does suck ass I’m sorry for the people that love Perryton, but everyone is annoying. School sucks with the stupid school codes and Michelle Obama’s stupid healthy jail fucked up food. Oh wait, there’s no good restaurants or stores other than the same old stuff. And I know for sure that us students that attend school should not be charged with lunch money it’s just stupid. Suck my ass, b. Don’t even get me started with the staar test like oh ma goshhhhh... that’s where us students get depressed.

random person: how is perryton?
me: ah shit here we go again...

Perryton by DontBeNoseyHoeAssMF July 2, 2019

Perryton 

A run down piece of shit town full of heart broken teens and idiots who think doing drugs will fix them. It’s pretty much hell on earth

Damn if you want to loose your heart go to Perryton

Perryton by That kid that knows the truf October 27, 2018

Perryton 

The biggest piece of shit town known to mankind that is full of a bunch of assholes and stupid morons. Located at the very top of texas 7 miles away from the oklahoma state line.

1: so where do you live?
2: I live in Perryton, Tx
1: oh fuck man I'm sorry to hear that that town is the biggest piece of shit town I have ever see
2: yea I know it sucks major ass and the people are fucktards

Perryton by unknown or am I October 20, 2008

Peryton 

ONE OF THE BIGGEST DICKS KNOW ON THE PLANET. HONESTLY THE GUY HAS A FOREARM ATTACHED TO HIS GROIN. LEGEND HIS IT HE ONCED COCK SLAPPED A LADY AND IT REARRANGED HER FACE.

Girl1: WOW have you seen Peryton he is a biggun

Girl2: OMG I know right?

Peryton by ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)╭∩╮ September 20, 2020

Peryton 

Peryton is the coolest person around, you always wanna be friends with them and they're the absolute best. We love a Peryton who can live up to the expectation of their name!
Pery is a nickname for someone named Peryton and it's pretty much a gender neutral name.

They are the cousins of Perry the Platypus, the lord and saviour of our world.

Peryton is the coolest person ever 😎

Person 1: Yo! I was just handing out with Peryton! They're so cool, i totally wanna be their good friend!
Person 2: Omg! I love Peryton, they're the coolest person I've ever met.

Peryton by anonymous orca December 18, 2020

perryonta 

Perryonta is a very caring person. He makes friends like it's nothing. He may be a little person but he sure does have a big heart. Perryonta doesn't like to fight but if u mess with him he's gonna defend himself

Perryonta is my name

perryonta by Zeebean07 March 1, 2018