perishable food 

FOOD THAT YOU SHOULD NOT BRING TO THE AVE. The likelihood that this food goes bad is 100%. An avetard will completely forget about this food in the pantry and let it go bad. When it goes bad, an avetard still won't give a shit, and will most likely eat it anyways no matter how old it is and how bad it smells. Most of the food at the Ave also most likely ends up being covered in mold.

Yea, Ian ate those beans that were just sitting on the counter for 3 weeks that smelled like shit even though I told him they were an example of a perishable food, he said they tasted good.

perishable food by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

Penishands 

A man with sweaty feminine hands. Short fingers and oval palms.

<person 1> OMFG check out that dudes hands!
<person 2>ROFL those are Penishands !

Penishands by Daniel Toops December 10, 2009

Edward Penishands 

When a girl duct tapes each of her hands to a different man's penis, and cannot untape them until she has made each man ejaculate.

Girl: Patrick and Stanley wanted me to Edward Penishands them last night, but my left hand got tired and I was stuck with Patrick all night.

Edward Penishands by dedwyf March 5, 2013

Pornisha 

A Pornisha is a hoe that is ratchet. You can usually spot a Pornisha on a street corner in the hood, looking like a whorangutang with her mystery rolls hanging like udders from a cheap, stained bra. But if you’re into chode-a-la-mode, a Pornisha will work for food stamps right in your car or in the men’s room, and will fight to be your baby momma.

Gurlll, change that slutty dress, you look like a nasty Pornisha.

Pornisha by Larry.Barry December 8, 2022

Edward Penishands 

An adult film title using a play on words from Tim Burtons "Edward Scissorhands".

Jessica and I stayed home from Sunday School so that we could finish watching Edward Penishands.

Edward Penishands by ThaBigCheesy September 2, 2010

penishanger 

n. a person, place, or thing that peni (plural form of penis) hang on.
n. a person who hangs things on their penis for public display.

Yes, dick in a box participants are certified penishangers.
A man took a ribbon from a girls room, wore her tiny pink bathrobe, and wrapped his penis in the ribbon. He proceeded to walk into the girl's friend's room and said, "Merry Christmas!" The friend responded, "You are such a penishanger!"

penishanger by luke7777777 December 8, 2010

non-perishable

It is like calling someone a snack, but referring to an older man or woman who is smoking hot.

Person #1 "Dude!! that guy is sooooo hott!!"

Person #2 "Bro, he's like 50."
Person #1 "He is such a non-perishable"

ex. John stamos, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston.

non-perishable by germangirls May 12, 2018