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permaboner 

An erection that lasts for an extended amount of time
I was hanging out with this hot girl, I had a permaboner for so long that I got blueballs so bad I almost cried
permaboner by iateyourcookie June 27, 2008

permakermit 

When someone has a constant frog in their throat causing this persons voice to resemble Kermit the Frog
"have you ever noticed that she always has a frog in her throat? She's totally permakermit.
permakermit by Aaron-Core April 23, 2008

Permaban 

To permanitely ban or stop from using.
Permaban by ChipAyten August 13, 2006

permabulker 

A person who is perpetually in a muscle building phase, which entails eating surplus calories during the course of their weight lifting program.
This person will never go on a diet for various reasons such as:

- they don't want to lose muscle and strength

- they want to look big and intimidating in clothes

- they are delusional about their true body composition, believing they are mostly muscle.

- they have a strong appetite and dieting is too mentally hard

Permabulkers will often sport a beer belly and man boobs to go along with their big arms. When they look in the mirror they do not see this however, as progress to this level of body fat happened very slowly over a long period of time and the ego has adapted accordingly.

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Ripped guy: When are you going to go on a diet?

Permabulker: Once I hit 250 lbs body weight, I will then cut down to 220 lbs with abs

Ripped guy: LOL, are you joking, you will need to diet down to 185lbs to see any kind of ab definition, you fat delusional permabulker!
permabulker by oncewerebulkers October 3, 2013

permafade 

to be permanently faded from smoking to much weed
afer smoking weed every day for a year he now has permafade
permafade by mikeysuperbad April 21, 2009

permarage 

Permarage: existing in a stage of permanent rage, to be permanantly raging.
This is exclusively associated with the odious bigoted, anti-catholic, sectarian supporters of Glasgow Rangers (known more widely as huns)
The following items are known to bring the permarage that is normally bubbling under the surface of any hun to the fore.
Anything to do with Celtic, Scotlands most celebrated and internationally successful football club.
Ireland, Irish music or culture because of Celtics Irish heritage..
Catholicism: to the point where they took eggs benedict off of the menu at Ibrox when Cardinal Ratzenberger was elected pope and took the name Benedict.
Pepperami (a meat snack): Banned from sale at Ibrox because it is in a green wrapper. Green is the colour most associated with Celtic and Ireland (see above).
There was a serious outbreak of permarage over at Ibrox as Rangers lost to Celtic again.
permarage by Tim Malloy July 14, 2007