parkissist 

A person who feels narcissistically entitled to someone else’s parking spot and will back up to steal it. The parkissist is in a line of cars looking for spaces and has already moved past a spot, but then realizes someone is about to back out of the already-passed spot. Someone else is behind the parkissist and therefore is waiting in the appropriate position for the about-to-be-vacant spot, but the parkissist puts his or her car into reverse and backs up, in order to steal it from the person who deserves it. It does not enter the parkissist’s mind at all that he/she has already passed the spot and therefore should just accept the missed opportunity and move on. Nor does it enter their mind that they are backing up nearly all the way to the front bumper of the person who should rightfully be getting the spot, or that said person should get the spot.

Backing up to snag an about-to-be-open spot is acceptable if there are no other cars behind waiting for that spot, but a Parkissist commits the backing up routine even when there is a line of cars behind.

parkissist by MS Libertarian June 30, 2014

periodisiac 

A person who is obcessed with using periods in Instant Messages. Typically uses improper grammar with the only punctuation being periods. In some cases, the periods come between words, as a comma would.

Periodisiac Example 1: "dang. that was awesome. wow."

Periodisiac Example 2: "lol..haha..awesome.."

periodisiac by MCV August 18, 2006

periodism 

a newly made religion where you emphasize the statement of ‘period’ when something is accurate or if you strongly agree with a phrase or action

-‘Frank Ocean is gonna headline Coachella’

~ ‘periodism’

periodism by periodism May 6, 2020

Perkisizing 

Getting large muscle wise, working out, and pumping iron, to perkisize is also a lifestyle, of constantly getting stronger and faster

Chad told his teammates, "We're perkisizing real hard this year guys"!

Perkisizing by Henrik Uberjávik June 27, 2018

pervmosis 

The process of gradual or unconscious assimilation of intimate thoughts, feelings and ideas

How was the date ? Amazing and through pervmosis I was thinking about filth all day

pervmosis by Dashuri July 6, 2018

Peniosis 

He has peniosis.
Peniosis is also known as a fishing rod penis.
When being with someone with peniosis there is a fear it will get stuck as for it is bent.

Ellie only likes calam because he has peniosis

Peniosis by iloveturtles6969 March 7, 2019

periodism 

When you have a random hatred for someone then find out your periods are out of sink! this could be natural or just a reason to hate someone!
The periods must be out of sink for at least 5 days to be an official periodism

when you really hate someone then find out that you have out of sink periods! periodism!

periodism by Tobias Hartley March 26, 2012