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What bizarre act is the canine performing? 

A phrase used by British people use when perplexed about what a dog is doing.
"Allow me to receive a mint." "Allow me to receive one as well." "let me obtain one as well." "Splendid!" "Jolly good show!" "What bizarre act is the canine performing?"

performing a Harry 

when somebody is awaiting you in your home or hotel and when you arrive he isn't responding when ringing the bell or by phone for hours. Sometimes a Harry deluxe can occur which implicits that you are stucked and cannot go to another place so you have to wait outside and gonna have a rest by covering yourself with old newspapers.
Person 1: Dude, we arrived at 8pm but you werent there - that was a typical harry!
Person 2: Yes guys, I was performing a Harry I am very sorry about that!
performing a Harry by Dawei81 April 24, 2014

perfumigate 

To spray perfume/cologne liberally in an area, attempting to make it smell better. Unfortunately, the new scent can be so overpowering that the area smells worse after this process. This downside is more common from cheap men's body spray.
Not to worry! I always carry around a can of Axe! I'll perfumigate this place!
perfumigate by Deseejay September 29, 2010

Wollongong High School of the Performing Arts 

A hellhole highschool that prides itself on being "the top performing arts high school" in the Illawarra, but is a communal area for fuckboys and cunts to hangout and smoke weed.

The school's principal is a person that most people in the school think is a homosexual, who enforces the school uniform rule way too harshly, and will literally yell at you if your socks are slightly discoloured.
Full of suicidal teenagers who think they're the shit because they do drugs and get smashed, and have sex.
The ever so famous boys bathrooms constantly smell like piss, with urine constantly on the toilet seats, and toilet paper all over the floor. Also, there is targets in the urinal for you to aim your pee onto!
And in the girls bathroom, you can find period blood and tampons all over the floor and toilet seats! Yay! Love the feminist and free the nipple graffiti all over the stalls!
Also, this school spends more money on its yearly productions than it does on education.
Wollongong High School of the Performing Arts makes me want to neck myself!

Perfungerate 

The process by which flavours and textures merge together to make a whole that is better than its parts.
Lasange always tastes better the next day as it has a chance to perfungerate
Perfungerate by Brad McCulloch December 14, 2004

Performing monkey 

Someone that would do anything to keep the guy/girl they like happy. Also involves doing almost anything that they ask without thinking and putting their needs before their own.
Steve asked me to work out his overtime for the past 6 months while I was flat out at work

Wow and you did it? Are you his performing monkey or something?!