Perfectious 

1.Means being perfect. Having the property of perfection.
2.Used to respectfully describe sexy girls.

This girl I know, April, is perfectious.

Perfectious by David April 30, 2003

Podex perfectus es 

Mock-Latin phrase which means "You're a complete asshole." Can be used as a very "cult" insult or to cheat somebody with a faux compliment.

Guy A: I must say "Podex perfectus es"
Guy B: What does it means?
Guy A: You are a very wise and resourceful man.
*What Guy B failed to realize is that Guy A really insulted him big time...*

Podex perfectus es by Ivlivs Caesar August 19, 2006

perflectuous 

A person who is perfect, flawless, beautiful and gorgeous.

My girlfriend isperflectuous. That girl is perfect, flawless, beautiful and gorgeous. She isperflectuous!

perflectuous by KiwiSophie January 13, 2010

perflicious 

can be used for something so perfect and amazing that it becomes almost delicious to look at/hear/feel/smell/eat/do it’s just perfect. it’s so perfect it’s perflicious. perf~licious.

A: did you hear about that new guys abbs?

B: yea his abbs are perflicious.

OR

Doritos are so perflicious in every way

perflicious by the most perflicious person April 15, 2023

perfectosity 

The quality or state of being perfect or complete despite the obvious idiocy of the creator and associates.

I created this using Microsoft Excel and an organ grinder's monkey up my butt, so I can't vouch for the perfectosity of the data.

perfectosity by Entropos January 29, 2007

perfectuous 

A person who accepts nothing less than perfect.
The act of being a perfectionist.

My husband is very perfectuous at what he does.

perfectuous by gr82bme October 2, 2009

Erectus Perfectus 

Noun; A spell in many media franchises that acts exactly like penis enlargement pills

Person 1: “Erectus Perfectus”
Person 2: “…”
Person 1: *penis grows 5 extra inches”
Person 1:” alright I’m off to go meet my tinder matchup”

Erectus Perfectus by Tabbylab May 21, 2023