perfick 

perfick-Perfect from the books and TV series "The Darling Buds of May"

"Perfick" said "Pops" Larkin

perfick by phrage November 4, 2010

Perfick 

Means Perfect. Used by pop larkin in the darling buds of may. Used ironically with reference to the darling buds of may by nick frost in shaun of the dead

Ma, thems apples are perfick

Perfick by Mr Jarvis Moustachio H Foxhat February 6, 2013

perfick 

Perfect, basically. Used by Nick Frost of Spaced and Shaun Of The Dead fame. Same meaning as fried gold.

'What's your new girlfriend like?'
'She's perfick.'

perfick by Corbziflay August 6, 2006

Perfical 

Extremely good but not quite perfect.

I might not be perfect but I am perfical 😃

Perfical by The.Peace.Bubble. June 12, 2021

perficient 

The opposite of proficient; being totally inept or unskilled at a given job or task.

He is completely perficient at his job and will probably get fired.

perficient by yellacommon October 9, 2020

perfucktionist 

One who values the quality of sex above all else, often to the point that climax cannot occur unless the entire act is just right.

The dog hopped up on the bed halfway through coitus, and Dan--ever the perfucktionist--had to stop midthrust.

perfucktionist by Laughlynne May 28, 2016

pernickity 

pedantic, analy retentive, from the root - to 'pick nits', meaning to pick up small and possibly irrelevant or unimportant details

Charles was always picking nits and complaining about the cleanliness of the squat. Personally I think he is being too pernickity.

pernickity by Gari May 8, 2003