perfick 

perfick-Perfect from the books and TV series "The Darling Buds of May"

"Perfick" said "Pops" Larkin

perfick by phrage November 4, 2010

Perpedic

A Hero, a saver of America, pure manliness and courage.

What we need to defeat the Taliban is a real "Perpedic" of a man.

Perpedic by Sandy Gallagher November 7, 2011

perpendickular 

{Used to describe a penis}

Erect; standing perpendicular to the pubic area.

She always gets me perpendickular.

perpendickular by Pod Tailin' February 27, 2010

Predicktable

When someone has the same boring moves in bed

"Aarons only got one move in the sack" says Wilbur. "Yeah, he's so predicktable" shout Iggy and Tempest

Predicktable by Iguardo July 14, 2010

Predickament 

A sexual predicament involving one's cock.

Damn, first she wants to fuck me, then she's les, then she wants a vibrator.

Shit bro, that's a pretty bad predickament.

Predickament by yursh22 June 19, 2017

predicktion 

A guess about future events regarding whether you'll "get some" from a guy.

Making a predicktion about future sexual pleasures is all well and good, but it can also warn if da "generous with his sausage" dude in question is gonna be a real you-know-what in his attitude and overall treatment of you.

predicktion by QuacksO February 13, 2020

Perfetic 

British slang for something that is pathetic, but also perfect
(Sometimes the pronunciation is mistaken for "Perfect")

Youtube watch pnS43Okc8Ng (Timestamp 4:31)
Joshy: Look at my jump and then look at theirs, bro
Memeulous: Perfetic

Perfetic by ♥🗺☠ January 15, 2022