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Perfectly Wrong time 

When a chain of events take place at the perfect time, but for all the wrong reasons.
A: "That SUV was driving rather quickly after seeing that green light from far away, but suddenly a pickup truck decided to cross the intersection right as soon as the SUV was about to pass by and the SUV ended up T-boning the pickup truck."

B: "Darn. What a perfectly wrong timed moment."

A: "Yeah, it really was."
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Time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.

Time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.
Time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.

time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.

time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.
time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.

perfect moment in time

A perfect moment in time is the instant a guy feels himself reach the point-of-no-return and have a c-spot or p-spot pleasure-gasm.
Ahhh ... My dick just felt a perfect moment in time when I blew my load with a dick in my mouth and another up my ass - and yet another sucking my cum-load out of my cock and swallowing it!

Get a perfect erection at the time of physical intimacy 

Get a perfect erection at the time of physical intimacy
Cenforce contains an active ingredient Sildenafil 100 mg. It works by inhibiting the role of the PDE-5 enzyme. The role of cGMP increases which further relaxes the smooth muscles thereby pushing an ample amount of blood towards the penis. In the end, you are able to get a perfect erection at the time of physical intimacy.
A man named David was very sexually active. But at the time of intercourse, his penis used to become soft. Due to this, he was not able to have satisfactory sex with his partner. He consulted a physician for this problem. His physician recommended him to take Aurogra 100 mg. He was amazed after using this medicine as his problem of soft erection vanished away soon after introducing this medicine in his life. Now he and his partner both are fully satisfied with their sexual life.
Get a perfect erection at the time of physical intimacy

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026