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pervertible

A common household object that can be "perverted" for a sexual use, commonly for spanking. Examples include: hairbrush, spatula, bathbrush, carpet beater(rare, but painful!), belts, paddles (ping pong paddles, sorority/frat paddles), spoons, towels (wet towels), cutting boards, riding crop, ruler, etc.

Non-spanking pervertibles: baby oil,cooking oil, whipped cream, chocolate, lotion, hot wax, ice cubes, bandannas/handkerchiefs(blindfolds or gags), fruits/vegetables, gloves, nails, pins, needles, fire, feathers, etc.
His girlfriend was being saucy while they were fixing dinner, so he grabbed a spatula to use as a pervertible. Saucy girlfriend soon had sore behind, flushed face, and a wet pussy. Dessert took place in the bedroom. ; )

Perfectioness

The act of just being completely and amazing in the same action.
The perfectioness of your words acrry my heart away.
Perfectioness by Three11Lover February 8, 2009

perfectial 

The act of inserting ones flaccid penis into an orifice.
The other night at the party Tim perfectialed it up with Lisa.
perfectial by this_is_sparta August 2, 2016

PerfectBeststar 

a character created by Bluemoon on Amino. Shes the leader of PowerClan that dies and revives a lot and has over 1000 lives. her successor is Stardustkit. She is a wise leader but is also weak-willed.
PerfectBestStar: Also btw im rlly proud of this clan congrats guys im going to go to unicorn cake 2 tell starclan how proud i am of da clan
PerfectBeststar by winky face November 3, 2021

pervertible

Any small technological object that can be used in a sexual fashion for which it was not initially designed.
What's that noise?

Oh, it's my phone, I was trying it out as a pervertible. It's stuck (a) on vibrate, (b) up my anus.
pervertible by Chad Longstaff July 20, 2008

Perfectionence 

You're the existence of perfectionence