The Percentage Cult

Judged by the suicide rates of the trannys. usually degrading them. but also useful for those against them.

Man 1: hey, i heard what eve did to emile.
man 2: yeah, he had the unfair advantage because of his support in The Percentage Cult...
man3: yeah, Noble Four didn't deserve it.
man 2: like i said, the fucking Percentage Cult got his back.
man 1: we sound transphobic but he offended us, not we started it.

man 1: wait, what happened to Noble Two?
man 2: The Percentage Cult got that guy suspended.
man 1: fucking Percentage... always Aggressive and act like so fucking Oppressed...
man 3: they're basically an Empire now and we are Rebels.

The Percentage Cult by StormcloakODST May 21, 2021

beer slugging percentage

A calculation to estimate the power of a beer drinker. Determined by the following formula:

(Strength of beer in ABV / 5) * number of 12 ounce beers consumed

This gives a accurate calculation of the true beer consumption power of a drinker expressed in number of standard strength (5% ABV) beers.

Similar to the slugging percentage calculation in baseball, where a players total bases are divided by his at bats to estimate the power of a hitter.

Tony: Ouch my head.

Ron: Looked like a slow night for you last night. I only saw you drink 7 beers

Tony: Naw, man I was wasted drinking some hellacious barley wine. My Beer Slugging Percentage was like 14.28.

beer slugging percentage by mr dunderbak May 11, 2013

slugging percentage 

1. A measure of determining sexual scoring prowess calculated by dividing total bases(1B=kissing, 2B=touching, 3B=oral, 4B=Sex) by the number of dated partners.

2. In baseball, a statistic to gauge power by dividing total bases by at bats.

After five dates and only one boob touch, John finished the 2010 dating season with a paltry .200 slugging percentage. However, he slugged a whopping .886 in for his company softball team.

slugging percentage by kris takahashi April 16, 2010

top percentage rattata 

1. Youngster Joey's low level (like REALLY low level) Rattata which is defined as, "Top Percentage" until you beat the shit out of it with your Level 5 Cyndaquil

“Remember my super cool Rattata? My Rattata is different from regular Rattata. It’s like my Rattata is the top percentage rattata"

top percentage rattata by Coolcat858 November 26, 2014

three percenters 

In 2009, a former member of a radical left student organization from the 1960s (i.e., the SDS) repackaged communist vanguardism into a patriot vanguardism designed to appeal to the far-right ideology of the American militia movement. Instead of building class consciousness, these III Percenters would challenge the growing power of the federal government, and build a consciousness that the federal government needs to return to a more limited form (e.g., the original Constitution). Like radical movements during the counter-cultural 1960s, III Percenters choose direct action to forward their agenda, typically by showing up carrying firearms in situations where police authorities are in conflict with local residents.

The origins of 3% are not clear. Colonists fighting in the American Revolutions were less than 1% of the population, just as less than 1% of the population are veterans today. Support for the American Revoltution was somewhere between 40-45%. Since the 1950s, outlaw biker gangs have claimed they are "one percenters" and "five percenters" are an offshoot of the black nationalist Nation of Islam. It seems likely that 3% simply splits the difference, and linking it to the American Revolution makes it unnecessary to talk about the communist history of vanguardism and where these repackaged ideas came from.

"When the three percenters showed up, things escalated quickly."

three percenters by cafebedouin April 21, 2016

Percentag 

A replacement for the hash-tag (#) used to mark irony or to otherwise prevent the tagged statement from trending on social media sites.

"I just dropped my new phone in the garbage disposal. %ObamasAmerica"
"Didn't you mean to say #ObamasAmerica?"
"Nope. That's a percentag."

Percentag by KaiserWilhelm December 30, 2013

10 percenters

yes the whole spiel of the 10 percenters being the ones who know the truth but preach the opposite is true. they also are the same percent of the world that controls the 85 percent. the 5 percenters, however, or rather the Nation of Gods and Earths, is not synonymous with and is not even a sect in the Nation of Islam or even Islam itself even though they have close relations and actually started through the NOI. therefore, 5 percenters do not believe that the "White man is the devil." I will leave an explanation of them for the definition for 5 percenter though so click on that and go check it out. to finish this definition off, the 85 percenters represent the general public, the 10 percenters represent the political and social figures like senators and celebrities (respectively), and the 5 percenters represent the small amount of people that are farmiliar with the supreme mathematics and supreme alphabet and preach its beliefs. once again, go to the definition for 5 percenters to find out some more of what it is really about.

by the way, this was written by a WHITE 5 percenter.

85 percenter: wow! that new lil wayne song is cool. i wish that i had as many bitches as him. i want to be in a gang.

10 percenter: man, that lil wayne is making great sales for us. i know what he says is so immoral, but his lyrics keep his audiences ignorant so we can continue to control them and take more and more of their money.

5 percenter: hey 85 percenters, look out, the 10 percenters are trying to control you. they are just using lil wayne as a puppet to get your money and keep your habits predictable so that they can rob you blind. word is bond.

10 percenters by eboyd32 July 6, 2007