Pepperidge Farmer

After rounding up the cheesy goldfish goop from the edges of your molars after chewing two handfuls of the snack that smiles back, a pepperidge farmer is the act of conglomerating the substance into one ball, placing the goop ball into a woman's vagina, sprinkling salt on the clitoris, and having passionate, burning sex.

Stephen and I got so wild last night that he performed a Pepperidge Farmer on me.

Wow, that Pepperidge Farmer you did last week had my vagina burning for days.

Pepperidge Farmer by Sharptop March 29, 2022

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Pepperidge Farm Grope

unwanted touching by an old bag!

“Yeah dude got another Pepperidge Farm Grope from Sam and now I need to take a rape shower”

Pepperidge Farm Grope by donotwantyou! May 16, 2011

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Pepperidge Farm

On October 1st, when the leaves have changed, you drive up to northern New York to the town of Cazenovia. There is a small farm where you will cum all over your lover, douse your lover with course black pepper; your lover will get on all fours and graze the field like the local cows of Cazenovia. You will then feed your lover Milano cookies.

Yo dude I just Pepperidge farmed my bitch

Pepperidge Farm by Alz13 December 2, 2019

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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