penipsoriasis

Penipsoriasis: skin condition that results from falling asleep at a party with one's shoes on and having penises drawn on one's face with sharpies that last into the next day or beyond.

Did you see Carl today? He's got a bad case of penipsoriasis after the party last night! Hope it clears up before work on Monday!

penipsoriasis by TheOneAndOnlyTalena August 1, 2011

pepipo

Pepipo, aka peps, is a very cute stuffed animal. He's got more drip than your mother and the whole world combined. Sheeeeeees

Look at that stuffed animal it is so cute but never as cute as pepipo:D

pepipo by Pepslover75 December 7, 2021

Peniphobia 

Occurs when one is afraid of penises.

Maybe she has peniphobia...

Peniphobia by Jenny Brewski December 11, 2003

penipulate 

When a handsome man manipulates a woman using his sex appeal/penis.

That guy is so hot, he penipulated me into going to a NASCAR race.

penipulate by The Difference August 10, 2014

peniphernalia

A catch-all term for the assorted pills, pumps, patches, potions, and other penis-related products commonly advertised in spam emails.

"I'm looking for an important email, but I have about to wade through all this peniphernalia spam to find it."

peniphernalia by Delirium Dreams February 16, 2008

peniphobia 

The fear of something that possesses a penis.

Whenever I'm around Johnny my peniphobia kicks in.

peniphobia by pot harry August 7, 2011

Peniplegic 

When you cannot get an erection because of an injury to the balls. Condition is usually temporary but more severe injury could cause permanent damage.

Liz kicked Dave in the balls and now he is a peniplegic!

Peniplegic by Kennedydp5 March 23, 2010