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Homosae-PEON
Anyone who puts their own name on Urban Dictionary with the definition having any of the folowing words to describe themself: Awesome, Rockin', Amazing, Sexy, Beautiful, Intelligent, Ruler of the world, God-like.....These people really are not any the words stated above....they are really Giant Douches
Homosae-PEON by Scoopalone February 21, 2009
peontology
Derived from the deontology morality philosophy, peontology refers to the moral concept of peniority. The moral choice, under the definition of peontology, then, would be to pick the option which A) results in the larger penis, or B) contains the larger penis.
For example, when choosing who to do, under the tenet of peontology, the right choice is not to choose who you like, but to choose who has the bigger penis.
peontology by seksimopho October 21, 2012
peon
That nigga a peon for doing that dumb shit
phowned
Owned by the phone. The phone controls your life. The phone rings - you obey its command. NOT answering the phone is not an option. You are powerless. Regardless of the hour, you will obey its desire no matter how ridiculous the request. Think you had other plans? Forget it. The phone rings and you are phowned.
PewNews
A series of news flashes posted on PewDiePie’s YouTube account (but not hosted by himself), which is otherwise known as the most reliable and reputable news source to exist. PewNews covers topics ranging from YouTube drama to bad feminist video games. Previous episodes of PewNews have been hosted by Gloria Borger, Poppy Harlow, Poppy Gloria, Opsie Dopsie, etc..
PewNews by tumblrisamood January 12, 2019
Pownasaurus
Typically a 12 year-old boy, whose balls have no quite dropped yet. Playing COD or Halo, screaming at the top of his squeaky annoying voice whenever he feels he has accomplished something of importance. Not to be confused with the Pownasaurus-Rex . A middle-aged balding version of the pre-teen Pownasaurus. Who, despite the dropping of balls, still sucks at life.
"AHHH DOOOD! I am totally like the POWNASAURUS right now! I definately just jumped into that vehicle, damn right, POWNASAURUS on the prowl!!!"
"Man...STFU you squeaky voiced beeeyyotch!"
"Man...STFU you squeaky voiced beeeyyotch!"
Pownasaurus by Fowlerz March 16, 2009