flying purple people eater 

a castrated pigeon that like to eat pickled onion monster munch

dude 1 'whoah what was that!'
dude 2 ' looked like a flying purple people eater!!'
dude 1 ' oh'

flying purple people eater by the fppe man February 22, 2010

one eyed one horned flying purple people eater 

Your mother

My one eyed one horned flying purple people eater ate my best friend

one eyed one horned flying purple people eater by People Eater October 3, 2017

purple people eater 

A morning kind of person. Typically tall and likes to draw. VERY VERY organized, neat, and clean. Enjoys fruits and juice. Although she's a shy giraffe, known to tease other lower ranked people. otherwise, can be a loving friend.

Is that someone skipping? Oh.. it's Meryssa the purple people eater.

purple people eater by Meryssa bah beh February 15, 2010

purple people eater 

The bong that "consumes" you when you smoke out of it

i was consumed by the purple people eater, alexis and i smoked together the first time ever outta it..and look where we are now :-)

purple people eater by Steph January 23, 2005

Purple people eater 

A person of irish and arminian decent who enjoys bubble tea, low top chucks, and fire truck red hairdoo's. You can usually see them located randomly around upstate newyork. They also have a strong hatred for asian babys.

I saw the purple people eater pransing along the meadows the other day.

Purple people eater by Dane brooksman May 20, 2008

The Purple People Eater

Someone that everyone should hate
a person with a lazy eye
who hates people for no reason
and has no right to hate anyone
because they're ugly.
has a deep voice, and is stupid

"Ahh the purple people eater is coming!
it might eat me!"

or

"Oh watch out, here comes the purple people eater!"

or

"I'm so emoxcore it hurts!"

and lastly...

"I go to shows all alone"

The Purple People Eater by rawrrcats September 28, 2006

purple people eater 

In american football, it's a blind side hit or block that one was not prepared for.

Jeff was just running down the field and got his clock cleaned by the purple people eater!

purple people eater by mrbjt#51 June 29, 2006